Congratulations,
Dumbass

> cat /var/log/your-failures.log_

A very special round of applause for 138.201.83.102 for their valiant — and entirely unsuccessful — attempt to compromise our systems. We truly couldn't have done it without you. Well, actually we could. We did. You failed.

We Might Not Know Where You Live, But...

Did you think you were anonymous? That's adorable. Here's what we know about you:

IP Address 138.201.83.102
Country Germany
Region Saxony
City Falkenstein
ISP / Org Unknown
Timezone Unknown
Coordinates 50.4777, 12.3649

Your Digital Fingerprint

Nice browser you've got there. It'd be a shame if someone… logged it.

Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 13_6_1; rv:118.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/118.0
Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 13_6_1; rv:121.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/121.0
Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 13_6_1) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/119.0.0.0 Safari/537.36

Your Hall of Shame

Every single one of your pathetic attempts, lovingly preserved for posterity. Spoiler alert: they all failed.

Attack Breakdown

3
General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing
3
Total Failed Attempts

Detailed Activity Log

# Timestamp Attack Type Method Target URI Detail
1 2026-02-24T21:06:22Z General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing GET /wp-login.php Forced browsing attempt: /wp-login
2 2026-02-24T21:06:22Z General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing GET /wp-login.php Forced browsing attempt: /wp-login
3 2026-02-24T21:06:23Z General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing GET /wp-admin/ Forced browsing attempt: /wp-admin

In Summary

You came. You saw. You got absolutely owned by a hedgehog.

Every request you made was detected, logged, and laughed at. Our WAF didn't even break a sweat. Maybe next time try something more challenging — like reading a book on operational security.

Pro tip: If you're going to hack a cybersecurity company, maybe don't use the same IP address for every single request. Just a thought.