Congratulations,
Dumbass

> cat /var/log/your-failures.log_

A very special round of applause for 138.226.244.23 for their valiant — and entirely unsuccessful — attempt to compromise our systems. We truly couldn't have done it without you. Well, actually we could. We did. You failed.

We Might Not Know Where You Live, But...

Did you think you were anonymous? That's adorable. Here's what we know about you:

IP Address 138.226.244.23
Country Ukraine
Region Kyiv City
City Kyiv
ISP / Org Unknown
Timezone Unknown
Coordinates 50.458, 30.5303

Your Digital Fingerprint

Nice browser you've got there. It'd be a shame if someone… logged it.

Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; Win64; x64; rv:47.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/47.0
Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_15_7) AppleWebKit/605.1.15 (KHTML, like Gecko) Safari
Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; Intel Mac OS X; ja-jp) AppleWebKit/523.12.2 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.0.4 Safari/523.12.2

Your Hall of Shame

Every single one of your pathetic attempts, lovingly preserved for posterity. Spoiler alert: they all failed.

Attack Breakdown

4
General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing
2
Cross-Site Scripting (XSS)
6
Total Failed Attempts

Detailed Activity Log

# Timestamp Attack Type Method Target URI Detail
1 2026-02-18T05:54:18Z General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing GET /phpinfo Forced browsing attempt: /phpinfo
2 2026-02-19T16:26:42Z General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing GET /phpinfo Forced browsing attempt: /phpinfo
3 2026-02-19T16:27:12Z General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing GET /phpinfo.php Forced browsing attempt: /phpinfo
4 2026-02-19T16:27:39Z General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing GET /phpinfo.php Forced browsing attempt: /phpinfo
5 2026-02-20T13:31:18Z Cross-Site Scripting (XSS) POST / xss [POST][0] matched /\$\{.*\}/s
6 2026-02-20T13:31:19Z Cross-Site Scripting (XSS) POST / xss [POST][0] matched /\$\{.*\}/s

In Summary

You came. You saw. You got absolutely owned by a hedgehog.

Every request you made was detected, logged, and laughed at. Our WAF didn't even break a sweat. Maybe next time try something more challenging — like reading a book on operational security.

Pro tip: If you're going to hack a cybersecurity company, maybe don't use the same IP address for every single request. Just a thought.