> cat /var/log/your-failures.log_
A very special round of applause for 78.142.18.40 for their valiant — and entirely unsuccessful — attempt to compromise our systems. We truly couldn't have done it without you. Well, actually we could. We did. You failed.
Did you think you were anonymous? That's adorable. Here's what we know about you:
| IP Address | 78.142.18.40 |
| Country | Bulgaria |
| Region | Unknown |
| City | Unknown |
| ISP / Org | Unknown |
| Timezone | Unknown |
| Coordinates | 42.696, 23.332 |
Nice browser you've got there. It'd be a shame if someone… logged it.
Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/122.0.6261.57 Safari/537.36
Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Ubuntu; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/119.0.6045.159 Safari/537.36
Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/120.0.6099.130 Safari/537.36
Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.15) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/118.0.2
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 11.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/119.0.6045.159 Safari/537.36
Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/119.0.6045.159 Safari/537.36
Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 13_6_2) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/118.0.5993.88 Safari/537.36
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/122.0
Every single one of your pathetic attempts, lovingly preserved for posterity. Spoiler alert: they all failed.
| # | Timestamp | Attack Type | Method | Target URI | Detail |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2026-02-25T16:53:26Z | General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing | GET | /wp-login.php |
Forced browsing attempt: /wp-login |
| 2 | 2026-02-27T05:31:41Z | General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing | GET | /wp-login.php |
Forced browsing attempt: /wp-login |
| 3 | 2026-02-28T13:31:20Z | General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing | GET | /wp-login.php |
Forced browsing attempt: /wp-login |
| 4 | 2026-03-03T16:00:21Z | General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing | GET | /wp-login.php |
Forced browsing attempt: /wp-login |
| 5 | 2026-03-03T16:00:22Z | General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing | GET | /administrator/ |
Forced browsing attempt: /administrator |
| 6 | 2026-03-03T23:21:07Z | General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing | GET | /administrator/ |
Forced browsing attempt: /administrator |
| 7 | 2026-03-03T23:21:11Z | General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing | GET | /wp-login.php |
Forced browsing attempt: /wp-login |
| 8 | 2026-03-06T23:42:55Z | General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing | GET | /administrator/ |
Forced browsing attempt: /administrator |
| 9 | 2026-03-06T23:42:57Z | General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing | GET | /wp-login.php |
Forced browsing attempt: /wp-login |
You came. You saw. You got absolutely owned by a hedgehog.
Every request you made was detected, logged, and laughed at. Our WAF didn't even break a sweat. Maybe next time try something more challenging — like reading a book on operational security.
Pro tip: If you're going to hack a cybersecurity company, maybe don't use the same IP address for every single request. Just a thought.