> cat /var/log/your-failures.log_
A very special round of applause for 98.159.226.64 for their valiant — and entirely unsuccessful — attempt to compromise our systems. We truly couldn't have done it without you. Well, actually we could. We did. You failed.
Did you think you were anonymous? That's adorable. Here's what we know about you:
| IP Address | 98.159.226.64 |
| Country | Belarus |
| Region | Minsk City |
| City | Minsk |
| ISP / Org | Unknown |
| Timezone | Unknown |
| Coordinates | 53.901, 27.5707 |
Nice browser you've got there. It'd be a shame if someone… logged it.
No user agent data recorded. Trying to be sneaky? Still didn't work.
Every single one of your pathetic attempts, lovingly preserved for posterity. Spoiler alert: they all failed.
| # | Timestamp | Attack Type | Method | Target URI | Detail |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2026-02-28T19:53:10Z | General Fuzzing / Forced Browsing | HEAD | /backups/latest.zip |
Forced browsing attempt: /backups/latest.zip |
You came. You saw. You got absolutely owned by a hedgehog.
Every request you made was detected, logged, and laughed at. Our WAF didn't even break a sweat. Maybe next time try something more challenging — like reading a book on operational security.
Pro tip: If you're going to hack a cybersecurity company, maybe don't use the same IP address for every single request. Just a thought.