Congratulations,
Dumbass

> cat /var/log/your-failures.log_

A very special round of applause for 195.2.79.165 for their valiant — and entirely unsuccessful — attempt to compromise our systems. We truly couldn't have done it without you. Well, actually we could. We did. You failed.

We Might Not Know Where You Live, But...

Did you think you were anonymous? That's adorable. Here's what we know about you:

IP Address 195.2.79.165
Country Russia
Region Moscow
City Moscow
ISP / Org Unknown
Timezone Unknown
Coordinates 55.7487, 37.6187

Your Digital Fingerprint

Nice browser you've got there. It'd be a shame if someone… logged it.

Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/130.0.0.0 Safari/537.36
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/130.0.0.0 Safari/537.36 CCleaner/130.0.0.0

Your Hall of Shame

Every single one of your pathetic attempts, lovingly preserved for posterity. Spoiler alert: they all failed.

Attack Breakdown

42
Server-Side Request Forgery
42
Total Failed Attempts

Detailed Activity Log

# Timestamp Attack Type Method Target URI Detail
1 2026-04-12T14:19:39Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
2 2026-04-12T14:19:39Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
3 2026-04-12T15:06:33Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
4 2026-04-12T15:06:33Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
5 2026-04-14T21:22:15Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
6 2026-04-14T21:22:16Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
7 2026-04-19T20:20:51Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
8 2026-04-19T20:20:51Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
9 2026-04-21T11:21:11Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
10 2026-04-21T11:21:12Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
11 2026-04-22T11:07:34Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
12 2026-04-22T11:07:34Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
13 2026-04-26T07:58:58Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
14 2026-04-26T07:58:58Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
15 2026-05-04T03:07:57Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
16 2026-05-04T03:07:57Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
17 2026-05-05T15:13:36Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
18 2026-05-05T15:13:36Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
19 2026-05-06T13:36:55Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
20 2026-05-06T13:36:56Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
21 2026-05-12T14:39:14Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
22 2026-05-12T14:39:14Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
23 2026-05-18T06:01:45Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
24 2026-05-18T06:01:46Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
25 2026-05-18T18:24:26Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
26 2026-05-18T18:24:26Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
27 2026-05-22T23:48:43Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
28 2026-05-22T23:48:43Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
29 2026-05-23T18:27:56Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
30 2026-05-23T18:27:56Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
31 2026-05-24T20:37:21Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
32 2026-05-24T20:37:21Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
33 2026-05-25T13:46:41Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
34 2026-05-25T13:46:41Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
35 2026-05-28T00:14:09Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
36 2026-05-28T00:14:09Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
37 2026-05-30T11:41:47Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
38 2026-05-30T11:41:47Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
39 2026-06-02T23:38:47Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
40 2026-06-02T23:38:47Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
41 2026-06-05T20:25:40Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
42 2026-06-05T20:25:40Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i

In Summary

You came. You saw. You got absolutely owned by a hedgehog.

Every request you made was detected, logged, and laughed at. Our WAF didn't even break a sweat. Maybe next time try something more challenging — like reading a book on operational security.

Pro tip: If you're going to hack a cybersecurity company, maybe don't use the same IP address for every single request. Just a thought.