Congratulations,
Dumbass

> cat /var/log/your-failures.log_

A very special round of applause for 84.54.44.204 for their valiant — and entirely unsuccessful — attempt to compromise our systems. We truly couldn't have done it without you. Well, actually we could. We did. You failed.

We Might Not Know Where You Live, But...

Did you think you were anonymous? That's adorable. Here's what we know about you:

IP Address 84.54.44.204
Country Russia
Region Moscow
City Moscow
ISP / Org Unknown
Timezone Unknown
Coordinates 55.7487, 37.6187

Your Digital Fingerprint

Nice browser you've got there. It'd be a shame if someone… logged it.

Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/130.0.0.0 Safari/537.36
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/130.0.0.0 Safari/537.36 CCleaner/130.0.0.0

Your Hall of Shame

Every single one of your pathetic attempts, lovingly preserved for posterity. Spoiler alert: they all failed.

Attack Breakdown

42
Server-Side Request Forgery
42
Total Failed Attempts

Detailed Activity Log

# Timestamp Attack Type Method Target URI Detail
1 2026-04-04T04:50:52Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
2 2026-04-04T04:50:52Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
3 2026-04-13T21:39:09Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
4 2026-04-13T21:39:10Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
5 2026-04-23T10:51:46Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
6 2026-04-23T10:51:46Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
7 2026-04-26T12:01:30Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
8 2026-04-26T12:01:30Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
9 2026-05-05T06:13:32Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
10 2026-05-05T06:13:32Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
11 2026-05-08T07:13:55Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
12 2026-05-08T07:13:55Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
13 2026-05-25T09:14:47Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
14 2026-05-25T09:14:47Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
15 2026-05-30T17:25:34Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
16 2026-05-30T17:25:34Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
17 2026-06-01T15:13:41Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
18 2026-06-01T15:13:41Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
19 2026-06-07T22:20:03Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
20 2026-06-07T22:20:03Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
21 2026-06-10T03:23:26Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
22 2026-06-10T03:23:26Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
23 2026-06-12T11:01:02Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
24 2026-06-12T11:01:02Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
25 2026-06-19T23:05:16Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
26 2026-06-19T23:05:16Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
27 2026-06-26T23:58:25Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
28 2026-06-26T23:58:25Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
29 2026-07-02T16:34:26Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
30 2026-07-02T16:34:26Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
31 2026-07-06T15:12:14Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
32 2026-07-06T15:12:14Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
33 2026-07-08T10:12:17Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
34 2026-07-08T10:12:17Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
35 2026-07-13T00:20:52Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
36 2026-07-13T00:20:52Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
37 2026-07-18T02:52:29Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
38 2026-07-18T02:52:29Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
39 2026-07-29T18:54:12Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
40 2026-07-29T18:54:12Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
41 2026-07-31T20:03:59Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i
42 2026-07-31T20:03:59Z Server-Side Request Forgery GET / ssrf [HEADER][HTTP_USER_AGENT] matched /(?:127\.0\.0\.[01]|0\.0\.0\.0|localhost|::1|\[::1\])/i

In Summary

You came. You saw. You got absolutely owned by a hedgehog.

Every request you made was detected, logged, and laughed at. Our WAF didn't even break a sweat. Maybe next time try something more challenging — like reading a book on operational security.

Pro tip: If you're going to hack a cybersecurity company, maybe don't use the same IP address for every single request. Just a thought.